Back From Nashville, What's New?

Arrived safely back from Nashville yesterday.  Please let me know what's new in the comments section.  I feel terrible not being able to keep everyone up to date about the 911 on the 411 in the 312.  Has Mark moved back yet?  Did I get a new condo yet?  Anyone have any new girlfriends or boyfriends?  Anyone pregnant besides Kim?  Has Ricketts been run out of town yet for trying to charge us taxpayers to fix the toilet his shit plays in?  Has Kelly done anything dumber than swimming with alligators while I was gone?  By the way Kelly, I could use that list of stupidest things you've ever done, so I can start a new poll.  Has anyone started growing a pushbroom for Movember besides this guy?




See you on the flipside,

Kevin