The Long Awaited Fantasy Football Rematch

A message to Pound 'Em Princess, Jenny G.........
She beat me in week two of fantasy football and now we tango again.

Perchance she for whom this bell tolls may be so bad at fantasy football, as that she knows not it tolls for her; and perchance I may think myself so much better than I am, as that they who are about me, and see my state, may have caused it to toll for me, and I know not that.

Any team's loss diminishes me, because I am involved as commissioner of this league, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee, Pound 'Em Princess, it tolls for thee.

It's time for the long awaited rematch!  This time I settle the score bitch!


See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Featherbottom's Back!......and Tim's married.

DJ Featherbottom is doing another DJ gig today.  As previously thought, money has brought him back for another spin.  He has sold his Bear's heart to the music.  One request Featherbottom.  Please spin me some Abba!

Oh, yeah.  Congratulations to my brother on his marriage.  Nice to have a sister-in-law.  May your years together be forever.




See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Found a Website the Stoners May Enjoy.

Here's a couple of my favorite quotes from it so far:

Stands?

When people are at sporting events they go into the stands. But they sit in them. They sit, in the stands. That makes no sense.

The NBA Knows Whats Good

Blazers Vs. The Nuggets tomorrow night, just like every night.


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Kevin

Crazy Weather Ahead and Black Wednesday on the Horizon!

Spring has arrived, it's supposed to be 67 on Monday.  Just wait, because by Wednesday there is supposed to be freezing rain and snow.  All leading to a high in the 20's on Thanksgiving. 

The plan for Black Wednesday is to go to Doyles Pub in beautiful Richmond, IL home to various antique and unique shoppes.  Doyles has been described by some as smelling like moth balls and piss.  This was before the renovation though.  It will still be better than going to a store-front bar called Tommys located in the metropolis of Spring Grove, IL.  Judge for yourself:



Doyles Pub  courtesy of http://www.doylespubrocks.com/


Cow Riding at Tommys

See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Possible Vegas Trip on the Horizon!

Looking into a trip to Vegas early spring next year.  Probably just a long weekend.  Details to follow.

See you on the flipside,

Kevin

It's a week about Jeff Smith!

Speaking of Mr. Smith, did you hear Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes?  If this is indeed true, with the amount of people these two have slept with, all of pro sports and hollywood is about to break out in a herpes epidemic.  Sorry, let me correct myself, more of an epidemic.  Just search Derek Jeter and Jessica Alba for more details.  You heard it here first.


What a waste.


What a douche.

See you on the flipside,

Kevin

DJ Featherbottom Live Tonight in DG!

DJ Featherbottom will be spinning records live from Downer's Grove tonight only.  Actually, depending on the pay, there may be more nights.  The only other info. announced so far is that he will be dropping the beats during the Bears vs. Dolphins game.  The place has not yet been revealed.  One thing is for sure,  he'll have you singing:

"You spin me right round baby, right round.
Like a record baby, right round.
Round, round.

You spin me right round baby, right round.
Like a record baby, right round.
Round, round. "

 

DJ Featherbottom

 

See you on the flipside,

 

Kevin

Jeff Smith Hits Youtube!

You know I'm running out of things to blog about when Mr. Smith is the focus on today's blog.  Not the pedophile Frugal Gourmet, but the other Jeff Smith, the one with the horse named Buck.

Jeff Smith has been found on youtube getting destroyed in racquetball by an elderly gentlemen.  I did not watch for too long, but in the time I did watch I did not see Jeff hit the ball once.  I can't wait to see Jeff in one of his many stories on youtube.  In the meantime, this is what we have:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49RJ7M_Vf8I 

To find more of Jeff on youtube search Leo vs. Jeff


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Kevin

Sneed With a Play on this Blog's Title!!!!

The title of this blog is being used in a round about way in the latest Sun Times article by Sneed.  I guess I'll let it slide on her birthday.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/sneed/2896788,CST-NWS-SNEED16.article



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Kevin

Back From Nashville, What's New?

Arrived safely back from Nashville yesterday.  Please let me know what's new in the comments section.  I feel terrible not being able to keep everyone up to date about the 911 on the 411 in the 312.  Has Mark moved back yet?  Did I get a new condo yet?  Anyone have any new girlfriends or boyfriends?  Anyone pregnant besides Kim?  Has Ricketts been run out of town yet for trying to charge us taxpayers to fix the toilet his shit plays in?  Has Kelly done anything dumber than swimming with alligators while I was gone?  By the way Kelly, I could use that list of stupidest things you've ever done, so I can start a new poll.  Has anyone started growing a pushbroom for Movember besides this guy?




See you on the flipside,

Kevin

CTA Needs Some Creative Names

The CTA's future? Ride the [YOUR NAME HERE] Line

Transit agency wants to sell naming rights to L stops, bus routes, even L lines

Here's an idea,

Red Line Stop at Addison "The Losing Seasons Will Never" Stop

Any other ideas, comments please.

See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Ronnys is Still Open!

Despite the smelll, of every foul odor known to man, apparently Ronnys is still open.  If you've never been there, you may want to read what you're missing out on.  Here is a detailed description of Chris Albright's favorite bar:  http://www.avclub.com/chicago/articles/ronnys-locals-weigh-in-on-the-good-the-bad-and-the,47260/

You can almost smell the months of unshowered hipsters below.


Have you heard of a shower, or perhaps deodorant?


See you on the flipside,

Kevin

A Bearable Weekend!

Getting close to the anniversary of my leaving the womb, and it's all coming up Kevin.
Early Saturday morning I was repeatedly told I looked famous or should be in a movie by a person otherthan Jeff Smith.  Soon after that I was in the mix of the 85 Bears and their entourage wearing a Bears Super Bowl Ring!  Here's your 911 on the 411 live from Spectrum!



That's a Super Bowl XX Ring Fuckers!!!!!


See you on the flipside,

Kevin

I'm Back!!!!!!!

Undeclared is making a comeback on IFC!  Yes!









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Kevin

Possible Bars Saturday

Please leave comment on bar you would like to go to:

















or



By the way, there is an extra hour of bar time!
See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Another Moving Experience.

It's time once again, to help a friend on a move.  I recently saw a picture that reminded me of another move I helped out on in the past.  Unfortunately she's no longer with us.  Here it is below:



See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Election Day

So, I know you're not supposed to talk politics at a bar, so I better not do it here, as most of you reading this are probably drunk or getting there.  Anyway, the problem with political jokes is that they always get elected.  Remember to vote against the person you don't want in office, not for the person you want there.


See you on the flipside,

Kevin

Movember!

For more information on movember please visit:  http://us.movember.com/

Anyone interested in trying to grow something better than this?



Is this guy below Kelly?




See you on the flipside,

Kevin